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Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Saturday, January 12, 2019
Monday, December 10, 2018
Wednesday, September 05, 2018
Saturday, December 09, 2017
Tuesday, August 22, 2017
Tuesday, June 06, 2017
I AM MARU - and my effect is positive !
Looking at cute cats on the net gives a positive effect on humans - and this effect is much larger than the scientists ever believed. Cute cats on film are not just entertaining here and now, but they bring us a warm feeling of happiness and a positive energy, which reduces tiring feelings like restlessness, irritation and depression. A new investigation on 7000 participants show this, made by Indiana University Media School in USA.
I AM MARU
Monday, December 05, 2016
The Famous Cat Maru on the Sofa
If you're stressed and need to relax here in these busy Christmas preparations - then look at Maru.
He knows how to relax...................
Maru on the Sofa
Friday, September 23, 2016
Friday, March 18, 2016
What Children say.....................
The shortest distance between two people is a smile.
Victor Borge
Sweet and funny quotes from children:
"And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email." -- 4 year old girl, misquoting the Lord's Prayer
A boy calls his granny to wish her Happy Birthday. He asks her how old she is and she tells him: "62". The boy is quiet for a moment, then he asked. "Did you start at 1?"
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
Kids about Love and Marriage :
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -- Kenny, age 7
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when Dinosaurs is on television." -- Jill, age 6
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour." -- Wendy, age 8
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." -- Bart, age 9
"Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love." -- Erin, age 8
And here's Erin again.
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." -- Erin, age 8
Kids about Science:
"South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage."
"Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south."
"There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living forever."
"There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth because of so much population stomping around up there these days."
"Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils, while others preferred to be oil."
"Genetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't why you should."
Exam and papers of young students:
"The Magna Carta provided that no free men should be hanged twice for the same offense."
"Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes."
"Milton wrote 'Paradise Lost.' Then his wife dies, and he wrote 'Paradise Regained.
"Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms."
"Queen Victoria's reclining years and finally the end of her life were exemplatory of a great personality."
"Without Greeks, we wouldn't have history."
"One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intollerable."
"In the Olympics Games, Greeks ran races jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java."
Have fun!
Sweet and funny quotes from children:
"And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email." -- 4 year old girl, misquoting the Lord's Prayer
A boy calls his granny to wish her Happy Birthday. He asks her how old she is and she tells him: "62". The boy is quiet for a moment, then he asked. "Did you start at 1?"
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
Kids about Love and Marriage :
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -- Kenny, age 7
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when Dinosaurs is on television." -- Jill, age 6
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour." -- Wendy, age 8
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." -- Bart, age 9
"Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love." -- Erin, age 8
And here's Erin again.
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." -- Erin, age 8
Kids about Science:
"South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage."
"Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south."
"There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living forever."
"There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth because of so much population stomping around up there these days."
"Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils, while others preferred to be oil."
"Genetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't why you should."
Exam and papers of young students:
"The Magna Carta provided that no free men should be hanged twice for the same offense."
"Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes."
"Milton wrote 'Paradise Lost.' Then his wife dies, and he wrote 'Paradise Regained.
"Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms."
"Queen Victoria's reclining years and finally the end of her life were exemplatory of a great personality."
"Without Greeks, we wouldn't have history."
"One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intollerable."
"In the Olympics Games, Greeks ran races jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java."
Have fun!
Thursday, November 26, 2015
The Famous Cat Maru
I AM MARU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgxL-PwmY7s&list=RDjgxL-PwmY7s=t=28
We have known Maru for some years here on my blog, and he is now so famous that it is difficult to find a new video without music and lots of other references.
But here is an old video from 2012. Maru and boxes is always fun and a few minutes well spent.
He brings a smile to your face doesn-t he?
Have fun!
Sunday, September 20, 2015
Talking Porcupine...........
Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ_cB3_so
Have you seen this talking porcupine eating pumpkin ?
Have fun...........
Monday, March 09, 2015
Cat Quote
After scolding ones cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word .
And has filed it for reference
Charlotte Gray.
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
Thursday, January 08, 2015
Wednesday, October 01, 2014
Butterfly wants to join a Flute-concert in Odense
Butterfly and Flutist
A butterfly lands on the face of a Japanese flutist, Yukie Ota, while she’s playing Pierrre Sancan’s ‘Sonatine’ at the 2014 Carl Nielsen International Flute Competition in Odense, Denmark.
Grace under pressure? Wait for it... she didn't miss a note!
It is really a special moment. Just watch it!
GB
Friday, August 15, 2014
Women and Cats.....................
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein.
Thursday, December 26, 2013
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Friday, October 18, 2013
A Little Nonsense now and then...........
.............is cherished by the wisest men.
Roald Dahl.
Funny Car Insurance Claims.
1. Three women were talking to each other and when two stepped back and one stepped forward I had to have an accident.
2. A bull was standing near and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.
3. One wheel went into a ditch. My foot jumped from brake to accelerator pedal, leapt across the road to the other side and jumped into the trunk of a tree.
4. The water in my radiator accidentally froze at 12 midnight.
5. I was taking a friend home and keeping two yards from each lamp post which were in a straight line. Unfortunately, there was a bend in the road bringing the right-hand lamp post in line with the other and of course I landed in a ditch.
6. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I haven't got.
7. I can't give details of the accident as I was somewhat concussed at the time.
8. I blew my horn but it would not work as it was stolen.
9. I left my car unattended for a minute, and whether by accident or design it ran away..
10. I was proceeding along the road at moderate speed when another car rushed out of a side turning and turned upside down in a ditch. It was his fault as he said.
11 I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.
12. A car drove away at speed catching our client who went up in the air and his head went through the windscreen and then rolled off at the traffic lights a good few feet away. The car then sped off and miraculously our client remained conscious and managed to cross the road.
13. I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard.
14. Three men approached me from the minibus. I thought they were coming to apologise. Two of the men grabbed hold of me by the arms, and the first slapped me several times across the face. I knee' d the man in the groin, but didn't connect properly, so I kicked him in the shin.
15. I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control..
16. Mr. X is in hospital and says I can use his car and take his wife while he is there. What shall I do about it?
17. I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.'
18. Q: Do you engage in motorcycling, hunting or any other pastimes of a hazardous nature?
A: I watch the Lottery Show and listen to Terry Wogan.
19. First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car and a haggis ran into the rear of second car.
20..'Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.
21. The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.
22. We had completed the turn and had just straightened the car when Miss X put her foot down hard and headed for the ladies' loo.
23. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
24. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
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