Sunday, September 01, 2013

Ten Quotes about Dogs

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Dave Barry.

Dogs do speak but only to those who know how to listen.
Orhan Pamuk "My Name is Red."

Nothing will turn a man's home into a castle more quickly and effective than a dachshund.
Victoria Magazine.

 I confronted the fact that I was not only talking to a dog, but answering for one.
Claire Cook "Must love Dogs."

When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad.
Kristan Higgins "Catch of the Day".

You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says: "My GOSH, you're RIGHT, I NEVER would've thought of that!"
Dave Barry

"What the fuck does he think he's doing anyway? And when has running around in a figure eight ever helped anyone?"
C.K.Kelly Martin

The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.
Stanley Coren.

I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies.
Merril Markoe

I like dogs
Big dogs
Little dogs
Fat dogs
Doggy dogs
Old dogs
Puppy dogs
I like dogs
A dog that is barking over the hill
A dog that is dreaming very still
A dog that is running whereever he will
I like dogs
Margaret Wise Brown "The Friendly Book".

photo July 2013, grethe bachmann: Dog and Icecream , Møns Klint, "Children's Playground"


Out on the prairie said...

A fun collection of pet love.

Thyra said...

Hej Steve, yes dogs are so entertaining and full of humor. They are really some lovely companions.
Grethe ´)